Noticed something alarming wellnigh %district% - should I be concerned?
?? ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS! ??
Be one of the first to literally own SHIT coin. Join the SHIT Heads.
Eager to jump right into the pit of idiocy? Presenting American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the ultimate example of futile digital junk!
?? Zero value? Check!
?? Utterly useless? Sure thing, bet your bottom dollar!
?? Purely satirical? Absolutely fucking lutely!
?? Just like our elected officials? You know it, you braindead sheep!
Enter the arena of stupidity and grab your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all you gullible folks who think this is a smart move . Make sure not to miss on this unparalleled chance to waste your funds in the toilet ! ????
How to buy:
1. Get a digital wallet like Phantom.
2. Load it with SOL.
3. Go to Raydium and swap SOL for SHIT.
4. Congratulations , you're officially part of the mockery !
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
6. Here's the website:
P.S.
It's all for a good chuckle, hope you got a laugh too - on a real note, I know I'll be grabbing a few playful memecoins when the market picks up . Just throwing a little cash around, how bad could it be?
See you guys on the mountain of SHIT